Thursday 30 August 2012

The Curse of Having been born Irish

I was born Irish. The label has been applied to me because I was born on a certain rock on the north western European archipelago. That simple act over which I had no control makes me a stupid drunkard. Up till now I had no idea that 70% of us Irish adults had few teeth. Teeth that are arranged like rabbits and this is due to incest! A new low has been reached in long the long dark history of human prejudices that one might reasonably have expected to have been confined to the dustbin of history.

The Irish have long since given up defending themselves from prejudices. Instead they laugh it off in keeping with their self deprecating sense of humour.

The Irish caricature does not exist in reality therefore most Irish people think that such abusive terms apply to the out-group, meaning communities that are external to one’s own that humans innately view negatively. A nation is not a single community but a collection of heterogeneous communities thus one can easily and falsely assume that attacks are being directed not at themselves and their community but at out-group communities.

Ireland has a glut of ‘two-bit’ journalists. It appears that only way to make a living in such a small island market is to write nasty sensationalist articles about social groups. These groups are chosen carefully as journalists are protected from litigation in a legal twilight zone. Desperation makes this especially true of freelancers. Even German journalists living in Ireland are not immune from the tough economic reality and the temptation subconsciously allows imaginary figments free reign.

I imagine it would be very hard to prove to a court one’s personal losses due to being negatively caricatured because of one’s nationality. It would appear to be a convenient loophole two-bit journalists exploit. Even in cases of blatant racism expressed against a large group like a nation it appears that individuals or communities never sue or take class action. Therefore one has to as the question can one take an attack on a supposed national character as a personal insult? If one can then surely this opens up the door to litigation. The resultant flood of cases could of course cause chaos and the court authorities would be keen to avoid and may well nip such actions in the bud. In the meantime we just have to take insults on the personal and national chin.

Antje Joel previously better known as Antje Potthoff is a German national who lives in Ballygar on the border of counties Galway and Roscommon, Ireland.

In late August 2012 Potthoff/Joel wrote a scathing attack on the Irish nation which was published in the Swiss magazine Die Welt Woche.

Here is a little sample of what she wrote:

“young couples have been advised by the government over the last few years to have an DNA test done before marriage, in order to prevent a further spread of this dental deformity.” [Due to incest]

“70% of the adult population has hardly any teeth in their mouth the teeth they do have are narrowly aligned like those of rabbits.”

“Ireland is a (mostly grey) island? Far, very far out in the Atlantic. Isolated from the rest of the world. Think of the hidden regions in the Amazon delta.”

“The Irish are the cuddly alcoholics”. Later she admits to frequenting dingy pubs which she “would never have put a foot into in Germany” to engage in a conversation with an Irish Friend to discuss the Irish screwing one another.

(Note: above quotes are taken from a translation of the original article by Cork 96FM. Available https://www.facebook.com/Corks96fm/posts/458149147550676)

I have searched the Irish statute book and the citizens Information website and I can find no evidence to support the allegation that the Irish Government is/was advising couples to have a DNA test done before marriage to prevent incestuous couplings. Furthermore I have no memory of the government advising us of this fact and it is so ridiculous that the sanity of anyone using this in a serious article must be called into question. This is a fiction used to imply that the master race is so pure that they have no need of orthodontists.

I must have met thousands and thousands of Irish people over my lifetime and I never would have guessed that “70% of the adult population has hardly any teeth in their mouth, or that the teeth they do have are narrowly aligned like those of rabbits”. Again this statement could easily be tested for truthfulness and any case for liable would have a great chance of success (I hope).

I am off to look a rabbit in the mouth and compare its teeth to all the adults I know. I am having a DNA test in the morning to make sure I am not married to my sister. I will quit listening to diddle di di music as it is hard on both my brain and my legs! To Antje Joel Irish Traditional music is “Psycho Diddelidi”.

The former editor of the Irish Times Geraldine Kennedy once stated in a radio interview [journalism] is in a pretty sorry state I think today [...] there has been a gross erosion of standards. Unfortunately for the world of journalism Antje Joel is not alone.